Cleveland Browns tight end (heh heh) Kellen Winslow Jr. has been hospitalized the past few days with an undisclosed "illness" according to the team. According to this post over at Pro Football Talk, talk among the Browns is that Winslow's nads are the size of grapefruits. Yes, grapefruits. I hate to tell you Browns fans out there, but your "f'ing soldier" can't seem to stay out of the infirmary long enough to put a complete Pro Bowl-caliber season together. In a related story, head coach Romeo Crennel wanted to use Kellen's nuts in a two-tight-end set until overruled by the medical staff at the Cleveland Clinic. Why you got to be hatin' on such a brilliant football mind, docs?
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