Pacman.Suspended.AGAIN.

Those three words are just so full of WIN. Enjoy the picture.

So You Wanna Race In Cup??

Scott Speed could have clinched the ARCA championship at Toledo Speedway this past Sunday by keeping his car and his head in the race. Since I'm posting about him here, you can be rest assured that he did neither of the above.

On lap 27, Speed took a ride into the outside wall of Turn 3 courtesy of Ricky Stenhouse Jr., his main competition for the series title. On the restart, Speed repaid the favor by turning hard right into Stenhouse, tossing Ricky into the 1st turn wall with Speed coming to rest on the inside wall. 2nd place finisher Matt Carter summed it up nicely when he said "What Speed did was just stupid. It was Saturday night short track racing in the street stock division, not ARCA/ReMax Series racing". But honestly, Matt, were you that surprised that Speed would lose his cool when it counted the most?

Speed now moves from the scene of his latest meltdown to what could very well be the scene of his next one.......the #84 Red Bull Toyota in the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series. The #84 is currently 35th in series points which guarantees a starting spot in this week's race at Martinsville, Va. Can Scott keep it in the top 35? I'm thinking NO. Stay tuned.......

Now THAT'S Some Swelling

Cleveland Browns tight end (heh heh) Kellen Winslow Jr. has been hospitalized the past few days with an undisclosed "illness" according to the team. According to this post over at Pro Football Talk, talk among the Browns is that Winslow's nads are the size of grapefruits. Yes, grapefruits. I hate to tell you Browns fans out there, but your "f'ing soldier" can't seem to stay out of the infirmary long enough to put a complete Pro Bowl-caliber season together. In a related story, head coach Romeo Crennel wanted to use Kellen's nuts in a two-tight-end set until overruled by the medical staff at the Cleveland Clinic. Why you got to be hatin' on such a brilliant football mind, docs?

SISSY FIGHT!!

I honestly don't know what's more pathetic........the fact that these two drama queens would get their clocks cleaned by Bobby Isaac if they bucked on him like this or the fact that one of them HAS A DAMN DUCK ON THE BACK OF HIS FIRESUIT. Oh yeah, that duck reeeeeally intimidates the hell outta me. Edwards & Harvick fans, give yourselves a pat on the back......that's a couple of real he-men you cheer for.